The silly puns about Dahmer keep coming. Not for those grossed out easily. = = = = = = = = Subject: another Jeffrey Dahmer submission From: email@example.com Why was Jeffrey Dahmer looking for a new apartment? Because he needed more elbow room. = = = = = = = = Subject: J. Dahmer joke not on your recent posting From: firstname.lastname@example.org (Dale Hubler) Here is on I heard from one of the local radio stations The police asked Jeffrey Dahmer why he did it and he replied, "Well, a sandwich is just a sandwich, but a manwich is a meal." = = = = = = = = Subject: Two more Jeffrey Dahmer jokes From: UNCPEW@unc.bitnet (Penny Ward) These were printed in the Raleigh News & Observer the week of 7/29/91: Jeffrey Dahmer is renting out his old apartment. The apartment comes with roommates--some assembly required. = = = = = = = = Subject: Body parts From: email@example.com (Henry Lowendorf) This is original: Jeffrey Dahmer made the mistake of putting them into the refrigerator. If he'd thrown them into a mass grave in the Iraqi desert, he'd be a hero. = = = = = = = = Subject: new name From: firstname.lastname@example.org (Billy Hum) Heard floating around the office: Did you hear they renamed Milwaukee? It's now called Hackensack = = = = = = = = Subject: Dahmer and a praying mantis From: email@example.com (Thomas D Esh) This is original. How are Jeffery Dahmer and a praying mantis alike? They both eat their dates. Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny From: firstname.lastname@example.org (Bob Church) Subject: Last rites. Keywords: sick, smirk Approved: email@example.com If Jeffrey Dalmer, the admitted killer and cannibal, is sentenced to death it could create a very awkward position for the prison. After all, condemned prisoners are traditionally given the last meal of their choice.
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