I heard this in a recent conversation. Credit for the funny part goes to Chuck Graham.
Somehow the topic of discussion had turned to statues:
SOMEONE: Was Venus de Milo carved without arms?
SOMEONE ELSE: No--they were broken off.
CHUCK: Actually, they recently found the arms.
SOMEONE: They did?
CHUCK: Yes, in Milwaukee.
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