I got these from a friend of mine, who got them from a BBS in New Orleans. I have changed Wesley's so that the chorus goes "teenaged boy" instead of "only a boy"; I think it sings a little easier this way.
From Jean-Luc Picard (to the tune of "Let it Snow")
Oh, the vacuum outside is endless, unforgiving, cold, and friendless, but still we must boldly go-- make it so, make it so, make it so.
From William Riker (to the tune of "Deck the Halls")
Here's a vexing Christmas riddle (fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la-la) Why must I play second fiddle? (fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la-la) How can I impress Deanna (fa-la-la, la-la-la, la la la) When I'm number two banana? (fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la la)
From Wesley Crusher (to the tune of "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen")
I'm at Starfleet Academy and I'd just like to say I miss the opportunity to weekly save the day-- To make things worse I have to be In some dumb Christmas play! Yes I'm bright, though I'm just a teenaged boy, teenaged boy, And the Enterprise was my most favorite toy.
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, jingle all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh--
or so I am reliably informed, lacking a subjective and intuitively perceived referent for the term "fun," I am able only to report the phenomenon as experienced by others, whose individual perceptions somewhat color the-- yes, sir.