It seems that in Florida, when EMS was just beginning many years ago, there was an ER doctor on the med channels who was talking to paramedics who were trying to restar a guy's heart, to no avail. As the medics kept trying, the MD ordered every drug in the drug box into the patient, in the hopes that SOMETHING would work. When his last option was exhausted, in desperation, he asked "Is there a phone book there?" The surprised medics answered affirmatively, and the MD asked "Do you know this guy's name?" The bewildered medics again answered yes. "OK," the doc said, "Look up his name and CROSS IT OUT..."
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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