Adolf Hitler: It needed Lebensraum. Margaret Thatcher: There was no alternative. Saddam Hussein: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it. Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature. Darwin: It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees. Moses: Know ye that it is unclean to eat the chicken that has crossed the road, and that the chicken that crosseth the road doth so for its own preservation. Stan Laurel: I'm sorry, Ollie. It escaped when I opened the run. Michael Palin: Nobody expects the banished inky chicken! Basil Fawlty: Oh don't mind that chicken, it's from Barcelona. Brad Templeton: Do you think I have time to answer questions like that? I'm NOT a riddle-answering service. Anyway I've heard it before.
(From the "Rest" of RHF)