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Saddam's Bumper Stickers

KENT@vf.jsc.nasa.gov (Max Kent)
Lockheed Engineering and Sciences Company at NASA JSC
(chuckle)

Taken from the Houston Chronicle Page 2A from Thursday, April 18, 1991

I (symbol of spade) Kurds

In response to Lenore Skenazy, who asked Advertising Age readers to come up with bumper stickers for Saddam Hussein:

"My Army invaded Kuwait and all I got was this lousy bumper sticker"

"Quit honking! I'm retreating as fast as I can"

"Shi'ites happen"

"Dukakis-Bentsen in '92"

"If you don't like the way I reign get out of small, neighboring countries"

"Lose Kuwait now! Ask me how"

"If you're right and own a uranium refining plant, I'm single"

"If you can read this you're probably with the 1st Airborne"

"Bomb me, I need the insurance"


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