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rickertj@athena.cas.vanderbilt.edu (John Rickert)
(true, chuckle, scatological)

Last summer at a state park in Kansas a man went to relieve himself fairly late at night--about 11:00 p.m. He took out his wallet for some reason or other and ended up dropping a fair amount of money down the pit. I think it was about $200. Well, he took off his shoes and tried to retrieve the money with his toes.

The next morning state troopers found him there and described the situation: "He was stuck in the part of the outhouse you don't want to get stuck in." They said that the man, after being retrieved and being hosed down, was "in a pretty ugly mood."


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