A guy goes in to see the doctor. He says, "Doc, something terrible has happened... you've got to help me!" The doctor says, "What's the problem?"
The guys says, "It's kind of embarrassing, Doc--hard for me to talk about. What if I just show you?"
Doc says OK. The guy drops his pants and there's this huge dick hanging down to his knees. The doctor says, "Good grief, man, when did this happen?"
The guy breaks into tears and says, "It started shrinking about a week ago!"
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