Author: Peter Shipley Pros and Cons of dating a vampire Pro Con Long relationships Spend your time in a hypnotic daze Allowed to stay out late Parents can be hell Easy weight loss You always feel tired (loss of blood) Centuries of experience Oral sex can be lethal Immune to all venereal diseases Always has cold feet (and blood) Always has amazing stamina Never able to spend the day in bed Loves neck nibbling Pet names that give you chills Rarely interested in arguing religion Strange friends Never comes home with garlic breath Giggles at funerals Don't have to worry about what color Hard to win a argument clothes to wear. No romantic sunsets May forget own strength during orgasm
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