Q: What do Saddam Hussein and Lisa Olson have in common?
A: They've both been faced with Patriot missiles.
Patriots manager Victor Kiam got into trouble with the press here by telling that joke in public. This leads to:
Q: What do Victor Kiam and Saddam Hussein have in common?
A: A big mouth, a losing team, and no respect for bush.
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