My first submission since the net.jokes days ... 1984? Please feel free to substitute your own stereotypes.
An Englishman and a Texan are at lunch, in England.
The Texan says, "In Texas, we grow potatoes eight inches across!"
The Englishman says, "In England, we grow them to fit English mouths."
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