[Scene: Iraqi war room. Several Iraqi officers are discussing a map of the middle east.]
Officer : So it is decided! We will launch more SCUDs at Tel Aviv tonight!
[A knock at the door.]
Officer : Who is it?
Voice : Mr. Al-Hakbarrraazzer...?
Officer : What did you say?
Voice : Mr. Hussezzakbaghdiz...?
Officer : I can't understand you! Who is this?
Voice : Plumber...
Officer : We don't need a plumber! We no longer have running water!
Voice : Candygram...
Officer : Okay, wise guy! Who is this really?
Voice : CNN reporter...
Officer : Oh! Okay, you can come in!
[The officer opens the door revealing a missile wearing a trenchcoat and Groucho glasses. It flies into the room and detonates.]
Now aren't you glad your Congress voted the appropriations?