o What's the difference between a banjo and a(n)...
(a.) onion No one cries when you cut up a banjo. (b.) Uzi An Uzi only repeats forty times. (c.) chain saw A chain saw has a dynamic range and you can turn a chain saw off. (d.) Harley Davidson motorcycle You can tune a Harley. (e.) Trampoline You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
o Playing the banjo is a lot like throwing a javelin blindfolded...you don't have to be very good to get people's attention.
o What did the banjo player get on his IQ (or SAT) test?
o Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
It saves time in the long run.
o What will you never say about a banjo player?
That's the banjo player's Porsche.
o Banjo players are a lot like sharks--they think they have to keep playing or they will sink...
o How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?
By their names...(used to be Irish fiddle tunes)
o The sixth fret on a banjo is a lot like the thirteenth floor on a building
You don't really need one.