A scene from the not-so-near future: Announcer: "After our Boing 727 brushed wingtips with a competing manufacturers DC-9, our plane had barely a scratch. The DC-9 burst into flames, after dropping an engine on the ground." "The moral of this: Don't waste your time with them. Buy Boeing"
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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