From my college days (c. 1960): Patient: Doctor, I'm having trouble having completing relations with my wife. When I get close enough to touch her, I get nauseous. When I insert, even an inch or two, I get sick to my stomach. Doctor: Hmmmm, that does sound serious. Let me see it. Patient: (sticks out his tongue!)
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