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Very funny, Mikhail. But keep your day job.

eacj@theory.tn.cornell.edu (Julian Vrieslander)
(topical, smirk)

Associated Press reported that Mikhail Gorbachev told the following joke to
a gathering of journalists in the Kremlin lobby:

They say that Mitterand has 100 lovers.  One has AIDS but he doesn't know
which one.

Bush has 100 bodyguards.  One is a terrorist, but he doesn't know which one.

Gorbachev has 100 economic advisors.  One is smart, but he doesn't know which
one.

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