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Here's a joke I "appropriated" from an old TV show:

Police: Mr. Johnson, we have just arrested a thief carrying several credit cards with Mrs. Johnson's name on them.

Mr. Johnson: Tell the thief he can keep them.

Police: But don't you want your credit cards back?

Mr. Johnson: No. He's been spending only about half as much as Mrs. Johnson.

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