An Iraqui goes to the unemployment office and asks for help in locating a job. The counselor asked him what he did in Iraq, to which he replied, "I worked on a Milk Truck". The counselor said she had a number of posted openings for truck drivers, and it would be no problem to locate a position. The Iraqui replied, "But you do not understand, I didn't drive the trucks". "Well, then what did you do?" asked the counselor. "I was the tail gunner".
(From the "Rest" of RHF)