A friend of mine told me this one last night, I don't know where he heard it from...
An virginal young lady (Let's call her Madonna) goes to visit her girl friend in the clinic, who has just given birth to her first child. During the course of their conversation, Madonna mentions the fact that while she too would like to have a baby, she didn't exactly know how to proceed. The young mother is very helpful, and fills out an itemized list on the how-tos of becoming pregnant:
Madonna scrupulously follows her friend's instructions, and sure enough, finds herself guided into the men's room at the nightclub. Her only problem is that the young man is a safe sex advocate and uses a rubber to consummate the act, and she being inexperienced is unaware of this obstacle. Once consummated he takes off the rubber and flushes it down the toilet.
Madonna: Gee honey, what do yo want to call our child?
Young man: (looks at the toilet, and then adresses Madonna) Well, if he gets out of this one, we'd better call him McGuyver...
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