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These titles are sure to please the child on YOUR Holiday list. Copyright(c) 1990 Ebenezer Scrooge and David Lowry Spot Goes to Hell In the next of the fun series, the puppy Spot and his friend Billy Bluejay visit God's domain of Eternal Punishment. They meet Cerberes, and go on fun tour through the inferno. Your child will meet many damned souls and learn the virtue of piety in this fully illustrated book. Curious George and the Audi 5000. The final book starring the famous monkey who always gets in trouble. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles explain Human Reproduction. A bunch of deformed cartoon reptiles work together to explain to your child the medical facts behind the miracle of birth. Also enclosed is coupon towards the purchase of TMNT condoms and diaphragms. Green Eggs and Spam And so Sam ate Green Eggs and Spam. But now his stomach goes flim-Flam! Salmonella is what he gots, and look, here comes the backdoor trots! Off to the hospital goes Sam, To have pumped out his eggs and Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam..... Your Pet Squid A chock full of information book on the raising and breeding of what is becoming the pet of the 90s. Learn about feeding, changing the water and the other necessities of keeping your little friends happy. Also how to flush the smelly bastards down the loo when you're sick of them. Old Fart Hybrid Shotgun TreeFrogs. These trademarked action figures fight crime in Bridgeport CT. Join Vinnie, Nunzio, Dorkbreath and NoEyes with their mentor Elmer, a giant squid, as they have one adventure after another in this action-packed book. From their secret hideaway under a bra factory, they help keep the city in shape. Hope for the Caterpillars Little Bobby is a AT600 series Caterpillar Bulldozer. He needs to plow down the icky swamp so the town can open its Landfill. Can Bobby do the job before time runs out? Everything I need to know I learned on Kindergarten Recess. "The teacher on duty was a real pain. We learned to keep on eye on her. We learned how to sneak off in the woods to play doctor, and if we were caught it meant time in the principals office. All the rules and enforced naps ruined the morale of even the toughest kids. I remember this one kid, Robbie Folghum. God, what a wimp fag little teacher's pet he was. At recess we used to take turns beating him up, including the girls.." Thirty-Something Radioactive Karate Cows These trademarked action figures fight crime in Madison, Wisconsin. Join Thesius, Heracles, Achilles and BiggusDickus with their mentor HungWell, a miniature polecat, as they have one adventure after another in this action-packed book. From their secret hideaway under a trojan factory, they help keep the city standing tall.
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