Saddam Hussein, in his palace in Baghdad, is looking into his magic mirror. He asks the mirror, "Mirror, mirror on the wall who is the meanest, nastiest, most tyrannical dictator of them all?"
The mirror replies and to Hussein's dismay it isn't him. He runs out of the room screaming. He sets upon the first aide he sees and asks him, "Who is this @#$%#* Jim Florio?"
[In case you don't know, he's the Governor of New Jersey.]