A little ST:TNG humor, Nightfall style (ie, it's original):
You know, they make a big deal on STTNG about how human-like
Data (and, even moreso, Lore) are. What I want to know is this: if
they're supposed to be human-like, why is it, that when you reach
between their legs, it turns them OFF?
(From the "Rest" of RHF)