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This is from our university newpaper, The Western Front COPS BOX, 3-6-90Ths -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= A woman called police after discovering a dead cat in her front yard in the 2400 block of Ellis Street. The woman also reported her dog had been sick for a couple of days and suspected the dog may have consumed a poisonous substance, similar to that which she suspects led the cat to its terrible fate. The officers put the cat in a sack for the woman, so she could take it in for a autopsy. The dog, however, recovered from his illness and is doing fine, but the cat is still dead and results of its autopsy have not yet been reported to the police. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Well, I wonder if the cat is alive today?
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