A little boy walks into his parents bedroom as they are making love. The kid all surprised asks "Mom, dad, what are you two doing?" the father simply says "Me and your mother are playing cards." The kid then leaves the room and goes to his older brother's room to find him and his girlfreind making love and he gets the same answer "Me and Sally here are just playing cards." Later that day, the father walks in the kids room to find him masturbating, the father says "Kid, what are you doing?" The kid says: - Playing cards, dad. - Alone? - You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.
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