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Ace in your pocket?

farshid@cs.utexas.edu (Farshid Arman)
U. Texas EE Dept., Austin, Texas
(sexual, smirk)

	A little boy walks into his parents bedroom as they are
	making love.  The kid all surprised asks "Mom, dad, what
	are you two doing?" the father simply says "Me and your
	mother are playing cards."  The kid then leaves the room
	and goes to his older brother's room to find him and
	his girlfreind making love and he gets the same answer
	"Me and Sally here are just playing cards."  Later
	that day, the father walks in the kids room to find
	him masturbating, the father says "Kid, what are you
	doing?" The kid says:

	- Playing cards, dad.

	- Alone?

	- You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.

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