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End of the Term "Rap Song"

jhsieh@megatek.UUCP (Jamesstickman Hsieh)
(original, maybe)

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I wrote this after spending a grueling 72 hours doing a take home exam.
I think it speaks for itself.  (BTW, I've submitted this on recommendation
from several friends whom I mailed it to).
  
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#define hugh deep_animalistic_grunting_noise
#define wakka_wakka_wakka_wakka_wakka funny_record_noises

(Sung to a rap beat)

I say there ma'am,
I've finished the exam,
Now I'm totally free,
Tee hee tee hee.
I've drunk so much Coke,
That I'm about to choke,
And now I see,
The need to wee wee wee.
Wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka
Hugh.

Did I pass the class?
I say "Kiss my ___"!
Does that matter to me?
I say no siree.
'Cause until September,
I can be a member,
Of the working class,
And not a college class.
Wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka
Hugh.

The summer is here!
I can sit on my rear!
And I can go and be,
What I wanna be.
I can go on a trip,
And look really hip,
And go and see,
What I wanna see.
Wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka
Hugh.

As now I'm tired,
And no longer wired,
I've gotta go,
Oh no, oh no.
But don't dismay,
I'll be back someday,
To choke and flail,
In the land of "Fail".
Wakka wakka wakka wakka wakka
Hugh.

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Brought to you by UGHHH (University Grad students,"Help! Help! Help!")


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