Aim: To prevent the above
Procedure: It being known that Iraq is a Muslim state, and that Muslims will under no circumstances touch pork, litter the Iraqi border with a 500 metre wide trail of pork chops.
1. Iraq won't even try to move across the border.
2. We can use the pigs Israel is banning farmers from raising.
3. We can use the pigs US farmers are being paid not to raise.
4. We'll stop all those blasted TV ads about pork.