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Remember when Dan Quayle was asked what he would do if he became president, 
and the ridicule he faced when the best he could offer was to "say a prayer".
Well, imagine that he'd been asked what would happen if Bush were to die and
Dan were forced to deal with the threat of World War III.  Dan would have
confirmed our worst fears by replying,

"I think I'd go out and play a round of golf."

-David

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