Billy and Jimmy are playing out on the playground. Jimmy turns to Billy and says, "Billy, what's a penis?" Billy replies, "I don't know. I'll ask my parents when I get home." So that afternoon Billy goes home. Billy's mom is in the kitchen. Billy goes up to her and asks, "Mom, what's a penis?" Billy's mom says, "Billy! Don't ask me questions like that! Go ask your father." So Billy runs off and finds his father, reading the afternoon paper. Billy asks his father, "Dad, what's a penis?" Billy's father seems quite pleased with his son's question. "Ah, my son is becoming a man!" Billy's father stands up, undoes his pants, pulls them and his underwear down. "This, my son, this is a penis," says Billy's father. "And for your information, this is not just any old penis. This is a 'perfect' penis." Now fully informed, Billy returns to school the next day. At recess Jimmy approaches Billy. "Hey, Billy, did you find out what a penis is?" "Yeah, I did," Billy says, and leads Jimmy back behind some tress where no one can see them. Billy undoes his pants, pulls them and his underwear down and says, "Jimmy, this is a penis. And not only that: if it were four inches shorter, it would be a 'perfect' penis."
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