A man overhears one old Italian man talking to another. He hears him say: "Firs' Emma come. Den I come. Den two es come. Den I comagain. Den two es comagain. Den I peepee. Den I comagain." The young man goes up to him and says: "You have a pretty impressive sex life for a man of your age!" The old Italian replies: "Whata sex life? I was justa telling him howa to spell Mississippi."
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