Hi. The following flyer is for real. A bunch of these were left on the windshields of cars that were parked in the streets near UCLA. --Greg TWO ESCORTS NEEDED THIS SUNDAY FOR THE MILLER LITE BEACH VOLLEYBALL CHAMPIONSHIPS AT HERMOSA BEACH ($100.00 EACH) Two female escorts for a fun-loving guy are needed for the Miller Lite Beach Volleyball Championships at Hermost Beach this Sunday (8/26/90). Ladies must be babes--knockouts who love to show it off at this "skin show" and who have outgoing frisky personalities. A tan is a must. The bigger the breasts the better. Regarding safety, whatever it takes to make you feel comfortable will be done. I can meet you at a place of your choosing. We can take your car with one of you at the wheel if desired. You can fisk me if you want! What better way can 2 ladies each make $100.00? $50.00 will be given upon pickup, and the other $50.00 at the end of the day. If you qualify but aren't interested, please pass this on to someone who might be. If interested, give me a call at 818/799-4111 and ask for Gary. I will need to meet with you briefly to see if you qualify. Please bring a picture of yourself in a bikini if possible. Offer Expires On Sunday, August 26, 1990 (Not For Sex)
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