[Heard from Bowley at Bowley & Wilson's Comedy Club in Dallas, TX (paraphrased).] Q. What's the difference between a Yankee and a Texan? A. A Yankee will walk on up to a girl and stick it in her. A Texan will stick it in a girl and walk on up to her.
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