( I heard this today - I have no idea where it's from) SHIT HAPPENS in various world religions: TAOISM: Shit Happens. CONFUCIANISM : Confucious says: "Shit Happens" BUDDHISM: If shit happens, it isn't really shit. HINDUISM: This shit has happened before. PROTESTANTISM: If shit happens, it happens to someone else. CATHOLICISM: If shit happens, you deserved it. JUDAISM: Why does shit always happen to US?
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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