There was once this poor farmer who couldn't make any money growing grain crops. However, his neighbor across the street was doing very well raising chickens and selling the eggs. One day when visiting, the neighbor suggested that he could make money too by having chickens. The poor farmer agreed and purchased a nice hen, just to see how it went. Well after a while the hen got comfortable and found plenty of grain to eat and started laying eggs. A few weeks went by and the hen noticed this rooster across the street. He was a vary handsome rooster and every day would go in to the hen house and chase the hens around. All the hens seemed very happy and the rooster seemed very happy too. Well, the hen decided to strike up an acquaintance with the rooster and started feeding by the road. After a while the rooster also started scratching by the road. After a few days the hen could not control her self and decided to take the matters in hand (so to speak) and started out across the road to see the rooster. Just then a truck came by at full speed and struck the hen. Laying by the side of the road she thought to herself "WHAT A ROOSTER"! Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny PURE: From: RSEMIRAG@drew.UUCP (Semiraglio, Raymond David) Subject: Ya see, there was this traveling salseman... Approved: firstname.lastname@example.org Keywords: sexual, smirk Here it is, There was this traveling salesman, and he came to the generic farmhouse in the country, when his car broke down. He asked the farmer if he could stay the night, and was told that he could as long as he didn't sleep with his daughter. (Isn't there always a farmer's daughter?) The salesman, being cold and tired, agreed. Then he saw the daughter... She was beautiful! He went to the room the farmer showed him, and paced back and forth trying to decide what to do. Meanwhile, the farmer, not trusting this city fellah, placed a dozen eggs in front of his daughter's door, to see if the salesman went into her room. The salesman finally decided to go for it, and ran down the hall into her room... Later that night, his passion sated, he left her room, and saw the remains of broken eggs on the floor. He panicked and thought to himself that the farmer would know what happened. So he cleaned up the yolks and threw them away, and took the pieces and glued them together. He then went to sleep, confident that he was safe. The next morning, the farmer got up and saw the eggs whole, and knew that his daughter's virginity was safe. He gathered up the eggs and went to wake the salesman. He woke him and said that he was just going downstairs to make breakfast. They were having eggs! The salesman followed the farmer down the stairs, and watched him get out a frying pan. He then got a bowl, and started to break eggs. He broke the first one, and nothing came out. "Damn" said the farmer. He broke another to find the same thing. "Damn!" he repeated. He broke a third egg, and cried, "Damn, that rooster's wearin' a rubber again!"
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