A social worker, a minister, and a systems analyst set out one day to play a friendly game of golf. At the course, they found a long line waiting to get to the first tee. They asked the party in front of them what the problem was, and were told that a group of blind golfers was on the course ahead of them.
The following conversation ensued:
Social Worker: Isn't it wonderful what handicapped people can do if you just give them half a chance?
Minister: It certainly is, but those golfers aren't on the course alone. The Lord helps those who help themselves.
Systems Analyst: Yeah, it's neat all right, but why the hell can't they play at night?