Heard this on a talk radio (WWWE 1100 A.M.) A caller (Ed?) was reciting his most embarrassing moment. Here it goes: Ed and his friend Joe went into a restaurant with their dates. Almost at the end of the dinner, Joe went to the restroom only to come back with his fly open. Joe had to make a semi-circle before he took his seat. Ed, and probably the dates too, noticed this but didn't know what to say. Then Ed in an attempt not to make it very obvious said, " Joe the front door is open". Joe must have sheepishly `closed the front door'. Soon it was time to leave. Ed stood and walked when he heard this awful bang of dishes falling on the floor and somebody falling down with a thud. He turns and there he sees Joe on his back with the table-cloth caught up in his fly and dishes all over the place. The waitress came to Joe's rescue, and she tried to pull `that piece' out of his fly, but the damn thing did not come out. Finally, another waitress came with a scissors to cut off `that piece'. While Ed was laughing away to glory at seeing two waitresses on their knees struggling to get that piece of `beast' out of the fly, poor Joe was blushing blood-red right in front of his date.
(From the "Rest" of RHF)