My friend Allen Cohn, a former standup comic in San Francisco, was talking with his dad about his (Allen's) first "hot" date. Son (nervous): I need to ask you about something. Dad: Sure. Son: I was out with this girl last night and we had a great time, but now I have this pain, and I wonder if I hurt myself. Dad: In your testicles? Son: Yes. Is it serious? Dad (concerned): This sounds bad. Did it start out as a dull, cold ache while you were fooling around with her? Son (worried): Yes. It's nothing serious, is it? Dad: Oh, It sounds very bad. Did it just get worse and worse all night and then throb really, really painfully this the morning? Son: Well ... yes. Dad: Oh, dear. I fear the worst. Son (frantic): No! What is it? What does it mean? Dad: It's the worst thing possible, son, you didn't get laid.
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