My father told me this one, where he heard it from I've no idea... A young boy walks into his parents bedroom, only to find them having a roll in the hay. "Dad, what are you doing?" asks the boy. "Playing poker, son." "What about Mom?" "She's my wild card." "Oh, okay." Thus satisfied, the boy goes into the next bedroom, only to catch his visiting aunt and uncle in the act. "Uncle Dave, what are you doing?" "Playing poker." "What about Aunt Lynn?" "She's my wild card." "Oh, okay." Once again, the boy goes on his merry way. The next day, the boy's father walks into the bathroom only to find the boy masturbating. "Son, what are you doing?" "Playing poker." "Well, where's your wild card?" "Dad, with a hand like this, who needs wild cards?"
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