Heard on UK Channel 4's Clive Anderson Talks Back, told by Frank Carson, an Irish comedian:
A traffic policeman stops Sister Bridget for speeding. She pulls into the side of the road and winds down her window. The officer walks round and starts undoing his fly - "Oh dear," she says, "Not the breathalyser again!"
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