(Told over the holidays by my Lutheran mother-in-law.)
A recently demised fellow was being given a tour of Heaven. St. Peter explained that Heaven not only had room enough for everybody, there were rooms for everybody.
He opened the first door, explaining, ``This is the Catholic room,'' and inside the new arrival could see a large group of people kneeling and saying Hail Mary.
The next room was a noisy one--shouts of ``Amen!'' and ``Hallelujah!'' could be heard through the door. ``The Baptist room,'' explained Peter.
The third room was silent, filled with contemplative souls. ``Presbyterians,'' Peter said.
When they came to the fourth room, Peter stopped the newcomer. ``Shh!'' he said. ``Be very quiet. These are the Lutherans, and they don't think anybody else is here.''
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