This came in the mail with a Christmas card from a friend of my wifes. The original was FAX'ed from somewhere... THE SINGLE GIRL's CHRISTMAS PRAYER This Christmas may I have at least one really nice date. May his car have clean seats and glass in all the windows May he not be more than three hours late May his left eye match the one on the right May he have all his front teeth and not be high a a kite May he have all his hormones under control May he wear clean underpants without any holes May his whiskers not burn and make my face blotch May he think with his brain and not with his crotch And, Lord, if I might ask for just one thing more... May he have good aim in my bathroom and not pee on my clean floor
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