Q) What do you do if an Irishman throws a grenade at you ?
A) Take the pin out and throw it back at him.
Q) What if he removes the pin from the grenade.
A) Run before he throws the pin at you.
Q) How do you burn an Irishman's face?
A) Ring him up while he is ironing his clothes? (Hello!)
Brad, these jokes are in good humor, and should not be interpreted to be in bad taste against the Irish.
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