The current record breaking cold snap and invasion of Panama have started a new series of Volunteer Army Ads:
Shot of ``Anytown USA'' city streets enveloped in a blizzard of snow with hooded figures slipping and sliding between crawling traffic.
Narrator: "Why put up with this?"
Shot of Central Panama airport with t-shirt and bathing suit clad Panamanian people welcoming an incoming army air-transport full of troops (troops are being given Hawaiian leis etc.)
Narrator: "Sign up now and you can spend Christmas in Panama. This beautiful canal zone has 80 degree temperatures, friendly people, and great scenes."
Woman's soft Voice: "We'll fly you down in a luxurious wide body jet. Upon landing you'll be given food for two weeks, a flak jacket, mosquito repellent, sun-screen and five grenades."
Woman's dreamy Voice: "Yes--you may even win the 1 Million dollar grand prize--just find Noriega and turn him in. Not only will you receive the $1,000,000 bounty, you'll be able to sell the TV, movie and book rights to your story as well as collect $25,000 speaker fees."
Narrator: "Sign up now! This may be a limited time offer. Certain restrictions and risks apply."