A Geneticist, after struggling for 10 years, makes a personal accomplishment one day and goes to a bar to commemorate it that night. He finds himself a quiet corner and orders a triple martini. Meanwhile a gorgeous woman aged about 30 enters the bar, and not finding a table for herself, asks the scientist if she could share the quiet table.
The two begin to converse after mutual introductions.
Jones: "Mr. Smith, what brought you to this place tonight?"
Smith: "Well! After researching for nearly ten years I have accomplished something personal and I am here tonight to enjoy it. And why are YOU here Ms. Jones?"
Jones: "I too have a personal accomplishment and I am here to enjoy it too."
Smith: "What a coincidence! Ms. Jones! May I know what your accomplishment is?"
Jones: "Sure. I have been married for about ten years now and I could not have children. But today my doctor told me that I am pregnant. And what distinguishes your work from others Mr. Smith?"
Smith: "I had this rare species of female bird with me and its male counterpart is found nowhere. In my attempt to save the species after trying to CROSS it with different species of male birds for TEN YEARS, today I was successful in doing it."
Jones: "WHAT A COINCIDENCE!!!"
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