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[According to Israeli papers this joke was told by the retiring Israeli Army Chief of the Central Command, and got an angry reaction from Shamir. Another joke told on the same occasion was censored from Israeli newspapers!] Bush, Gorbachev, and Shamir meet to discuss the Middle East and god shows up. God says he's tired of the world and all its problems and will destroy it in two weeks. Bush returns to the US and says: I have good news and bad news. The good news is god exists. The bad news is the world will be destroyed in two weeks. Gorbachev returns to the USSR and says: I have two items of bad news. One is god exists. The other is that the world will be destroyed in two weeks. Shamir returns to Israel and says: I have two items of good news. One is god exists. The other is that the intifada will be over in two weeks.
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