Heard on National Public Radio on the way to work this morning: In Los Angeles over the weekend, a man was arrested for drunken driving. He called a friend to come bail him out. He then persuaded the friend to let him drive the friend's car, his own car having been impounded as evidence. They proceeded directly to a roadblock where police were administering drunken driving tests. He was re-arrested and held over the weekend for being stupid.
(From the "Rest" of RHF)