Three seminarians about to undergo their final test before ordination were taken by an old priest into a luxurious room, told to strip and then tie a small bell around their organ. Suddenly a ravishing girl entered the room, and one bell ding-a-linged furiously. "To the showers, Fogarty!" barked the old priest.
Then, as the girl tantalizingly undressed, the father heard ding-a-ling, ding-a-ling.
"Sorry about that, O'Brian. The showers for you, too."
Finally alone with the naked lovely, the remaining seminarian watched as the girl writhed seductively about him; yet he somehow remained calm and the bell silent.
"Praise the Lord and congratulations, Featherstone!" the priest exulted. "You made it! Now go join those weaker souls in the showers."
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