An old widow and widower get married. It is their wedding night and they are nervous. Cautiously they begin to undress in front of each other. In the process the old woman removes her false teeth and puts them in a glass. She removes her prosthetic leg and leans it against the wall. She looks up at her new groom and smiles nervously, and he is intently watching. She continues. She removes her bra which contains false inserts to hide her previous mastectomy; she removes a glass eye and gingerly places it in a special box on the nightstand. Again she shyly smiles at her aged spouse, and he continues to stare in an interested manner. As she takes off her wig she realizes that he is not making much progress in getting undressed. She asks him "What are you waiting for?" and he quickly replies "You know what I want. Take it off and throw it over here!"
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