Here is a joke my grandfather told my father in 1940. Then it was passed on to me. Just thought I'd send it in for it's antique value. One day in a public toilets, a man was washing his hands when he hears a voice of despair comming from one of the cubicals:"Oh no", it exclaimed,"there's no toilet paper left! I wish somebody would do something about this!" Upon hearing this, the man shouted back,"Well, you have a tongue in your head don't you?" "Yes", came the reply, "but I don't have a neck like a bloody giraffe." -- Peter O'Toole,Trinity College Dublin.
(From the "Rest" of RHF)