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For many years, I've battled with the infamous "Dunlop's Disease" ... a condition caused by age and lake of proper maintenance in which your "stomach `done lopped' over your belt." I had noticed that most women do not suffer from this condition, many of them accumulating any excess weight on the hips and thighs, and/or under the belt. I've recently discovered, however, that some women also suffer from a malady similar to Dunlop's disease in that it is also caused by age and lack of maintenance called "Bureau Breakdown" ... in which your chest falls into your drawers. --Emmett -- J.E.Black; GE Research/K1-3C26; Schenectady, NY 12345 blackje@crd.ge.com
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