A duck walks into a pharmacy waddles up to the prescription counter and rings the bell. The pharmacist walks up and asks, "Can I help you?" The duck replies, "Yes, I would like a box of condoms." "Why certainly," says the pharmacist, "will that be cash or would you like me to put it on your bill?" The duck answers, "What kind of duck do you think I am?"
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